🍂 Thick Thighs & Witchy Vibes Collector's Edition 🍂

THIS IS A PREORDER. ALL ITEMS WILL BE SHIPPED OUT OCTOBER 1ST

Only 10 Collector's Boxes will be created. Once they're gone, they're gone forever.

This isn't just a book box—it's a handcrafted collector's experience designed for readers who crave cozy autumn nights, witchy aesthetics, and beautiful keepsakes.

Every Collector's Edition is carefully assembled by me, combining my love of storytelling, art, and handcrafted magic into one unforgettable October experience.

Inside Your Collector's Box

📖 Signed Full-Color Paperback
A premium edition of Thick Thighs & Witchy Vibes, printed in vibrant full color and filled with beautiful artwork throughout.

🎨 Original Hand-Painted 12" Coffin Canvas
Every box includes a one-of-a-kind painting created by hand on a wooden coffin-shaped canvas. No two will ever be exactly alike.

🧙 Premium Wearable Witch Hat
A high-quality witch hat, finished with a decorative brooch (while supplies last), worthy of display or your next autumn adventure.

🎃 Ceramic Halloween Mug
Perfect for sipping something warm while getting lost in the story.

🍂 Hand-Blended Autumn Tea
A custom loose-leaf blend crafted exclusively for this collection.

🫖 Tea Infuser
Everything you need for the perfect reading ritual.

🎭 Elegant Lace Masquerade Mask
A beautiful finishing touch to your Halloween collection.

✨ Numbered Collector's Certificate
Every box is individually numbered and signed as one of only 10 ever created.

Early Bird Custom Artwork

Preorder before August 1st and you'll have the opportunity to request the theme for your original coffin painting.

Choose from ideas like:

• Black Cat

• Fox

• Raven

• Ghost

• Pumpkin Patch

• Mushrooms

• Luna Moth

• Bats

• Moon Phases

...or request something uniquely yours.

After August 1st, all remaining artwork will be created as artist's choice.

A True Limited Edition

This collection is intentionally small.

Only 10 people will own this Collector's Edition. Each painting is created by hand. Every book is signed. Every tea blend is mixed in small batches. Every box is packed with care in my studio.

When all ten have found their homes, this edition will be permanently retired.

Thank you for supporting handmade art, independent publishing, and small business magic.

Limited to 10 Collector's Boxes • $120• October 2026 Release 🖤🍂